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Attention Parents: Want to know the easiest way possible to have a birthday party that will make your child the envy of every other kid in town? |
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'At Last, The Easiest Way to Have a Birthday Party Your Child Will Remember Forever AND Get The Most Fun For Your Money in the Entire Mid-Atlantic -- Guaranteed!' |
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Discover How to Supercharge Your Child's Next Birthday Party with Laughter, Fun, and Entertainment Your Whole Family Will Love! |
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Dear Parent, |
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It's tough being a parent these days. So much to do and so little time. School. Sports. Friends. And as you rush around, you realize just how fast your kids grow up. Every moment is precious. Especially those special occasions like birthdays. |
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And now another year has passed. So how will you celebrate your child's special day this year? |
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Maybe you're thinking about hiring some entertainment... and you not only want it to be fun, you want to make sure you're investing wisely in an experience that everyone -- kids, parents, family, and friends -- can enjoy together. |
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So How Do You Choose a Birthday Party Entertainer? |
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Sure, you'll find a lot of entertainers out there. But how do you know which to choose? How can you be sure they know how to provide age-appropriate solutions to your family's needs? And how can you feel certain you'll get the best possible value for your investment? |
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The answer: Hire a Birthday Party Specialist. |
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For kids birthday parties, you want entertainment that's visual, easy to understand, and (of course) extremely funny. You don't want someone who just recycles old 'jokes' the kids won't understand. Children love situational comedy, where crazy stuff happens and everyone enjoys the fun. |
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You want someone who's spent years working on and perfecting their programs -- preferably someone's who's performed thousands of times in front of live audiences. You don't want a part-time entertainer, you want someone who's good enough to work as a FULL-TIME Birthday Party Professional! (Like me.) |
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Only by hiring an fully insured, experienced professional who specializes in children's birthday party entertainment can you be certain you'll get the quality and value your family deserves. |
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The Secret to Having a Birthday Party Your Child Will Never Forget! |
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Hi, my name is Lance Smith and for over 30 years I've dedicated my time and talents to making the job of choosing a birthday party solution easier for Moms and Dads all across the United States. |
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So how do I do this? |
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By blending comedy, magic, puppets, music, funny hats and glasses, and great story based routines into a totally unique, one-of-a-kind, party fun extravaganza your child, your family, and your entire neighborhood will NEVER forget! |
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All my birthday party package solutions provide a guaranteed, laughter-packed 45 minutes of magic, comedy, puppets, and fun! There's no experimental material in my show -- it's all tried and true A+ material. |
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And the star of the show? Is YOUR CHILD! All throughout the show, your child provides the magic that makes the tricks work, AND gets to help me several times during the show-- which of course makes your child feel VERY special! (Your child will know that every child there wishes it was their party and that they could be my special helper.) |
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Plus there's tons of HILARIOUS Audience Participation! Every kid gets to help out in some way, which is important because, as you know, kids don't want to just sit and watch -- they want to get into the act, don't they? |
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And of course, every birthday party show by Fun Magic Shows includes some guaranteed WOW moments: Two dragons cut a beautiful Princess in two or do they? Not with the magic that the birthday child provides! |
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The amazing Chicko, the world's best known mind-reading monkey, will ferret out a secretly chosen card! I guarantee your entire family will scream and laugh their heads off at Chicko's antics! For the grand finale, your child will wave a magic wand and ... well, we don't want to tip the final surprise ending. Lets' just say that it will surprise EVERYONE! |
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This show has it all, comedy that will have EVERYONE rolling on the floor in hysterics - Objects moving on their own,- Strong comedy magic,- Audience participation, - Kids getting dressed up in hats and glasses, - Sniffles, the magic bunny, and lots more! Because every movement, every moment has been precisely planned and packed with action, magic, music, and laughter for your entire family! Imagine how much fun you'll have watching every face in your home howling with laughter! (I promise it will be talked about and remembered for a long time by all the kids, but most especially YOUR CHILD!) |
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SPECIAL BONUS #1: ALL THE CHILDREN GET A SPECIAL PRIZE FROM ME TO TAKE HOME! |
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SPECIAL BONUS #2: I MAGICALLY PRODUCE CANDY FOR ALL THE KIDS! |
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SPECIAL BONUS #3: THE BIRTHDAY CHILD GETS A BUNCH OF GOODIES FROM ME INCLUDING A PERSONALIZED BOOKLET WITH MAGIC TRICKS, JOKES, RIDDLES, AND LOTS MORE! |
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Since I believe that every child should be able to have a party they will remember fondly for the rest of their lives, I have priced my show at $175 and that includes everything! |
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On top of that I offer a 'tear up the check' money back guarantee if your child and their friends did not have a really great time. In fact, I had a little 6 year old girl turn to her mother right after the show had ended and said,' This is the best day of my life'! |
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Wow! How Can I Find Out More!? |
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Contact me today to learn how easy it is to throw a party that will create wonderful memories to last a lifetime. Don't risk disappointment. |
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Simply give me a call at 757-874-1622. |
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Don't delay -- Call now! -- and together let's make your child's next birthday party totally amazing, fun, and unforgettable! |
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Sincerely, |
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Lance ('The Magic Man') Smith |
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P.S., As you might imagine, weekends are extremely busy and fill up fast. I do lots of events every month, and as one of the busiest kid show pros in the Tidewater, my calendar often fills up weeks in advance. So I urge you to contact me now - why risk disappointing your child? P.P.S., If you're checking around for entertainment, make sure you ask these questions: Do they specialize in children's entertainment? Or do they instead try to perform 'for all occasions'? ( Can they describe their shows in detail, or does it sound like they simply just 'wing' each show? Are they full-time Kid Show Professionals, or some part-timer that thinks they can make an easy buck doing a few tricks at kids parties? How much experience do they have and what are their professional credentials? (For example, are they a Certified Magic Professional, as I am?) Last and most importantly, can they make the same 100% MONEY-BACK guarantee of total customer satisfaction!? |
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The best and fastest way to reach Lance is by phone. |
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Please Contact:
Lance Smith
962 Willbrook Road
Newport News, VA 23602-9101
757-874-1622
Email: lances2@aol.com
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